SELFIES? I CREATED THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Four Years Since The Eye

HIDING OUT FROM JOHNNY LAW

The Sallee Family Tree

I collected all the versions together, along with pages of my mother's Mamach family tree, and coil-bound them. Here's what some of the pages look like.

Recently seen at the Salvation Army

MY Two-Dollar Toupee From The Salvation Army Makes Me Look Like Donald Trump