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Saturday, August 2, 2008
Frankenstein, Attorney at Law and other stuff
Thought I'd clear out some oddities from my "blog" folder. I'd love to get Frankenstein as my attorney, but he is part of a huge, huge law firm. Damn it all. Don't atttempt to make sense of anything else, there's no pattern to discern here.
Opposing Counsel: No further questions, your honor. Counsel may cross examine.
Frank: Mmmmm, mmmm, mmmm. Fire bad.
Witness: How am I supposed to answer that?
Oh, crap, but if he's an attorney NOW, that would mean it's after he got Igor's brain wouldn't it? So he'd be cross examining in Bella Lugosi's accent.
Only then they'd decide it didn't work and excise the dialog so that he was silent but his lips were moving.
You shall all be happy to know that when my oldest niece first saw YOUNG FRANKENSWTEIN as a kid, she told her dad she thought Marty Feldman looked like Uncle Wayne. Personally, I don't see it. Right. Red Meat is a funny column, and it seems the EA Poe-looking character is the most common to be used these days. I liked Dan the Milkman, but considering the stuff he got involved with, maybe the Milkman's Union sued. The other two are random images from postcards that I realized I'd never use. But I'd kill for a t-shirt that read WHAT WOULD JESUS DO...FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?
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Might make for an interesting litigation.
Opposing Counsel: No further questions, your honor. Counsel may cross examine.
Frank: Mmmmm, mmmm, mmmm. Fire bad.
Witness: How am I supposed to answer that?
Oh, crap, but if he's an attorney NOW, that would mean it's after he got Igor's brain wouldn't it? So he'd be cross examining in Bella Lugosi's accent.
Only then they'd decide it didn't work and excise the dialog so that he was silent but his lips were moving.
I'd rather have Frankenberry for my attorney. I hear he has a better sense of humor.
I'll bet it's pronounced Frahnkenshteen...LOL!
That's 'Fronken-STEEN'!
Love RED MEAT-- one of my all-time favorite strips for over ten years now!
You shall all be happy to know that when my oldest niece first saw YOUNG FRANKENSWTEIN as a kid, she told her dad she thought Marty Feldman looked like Uncle Wayne. Personally, I don't see it. Right. Red Meat is a funny column, and it seems the EA Poe-looking character is the most common to be used these days. I liked Dan the Milkman, but considering the stuff he got involved with, maybe the Milkman's Union sued. The other two are random images from postcards that I realized I'd never use. But I'd kill for a t-shirt that read WHAT WOULD JESUS DO...FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?
The Red Meat guy must have read THE WATCHMEN.
Didn't they do that on SNL at some point--Frankenstein as a lawyer?
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