Damn you! DAMN YOU AND YOUR EASY-ACCESS WHITE CASTLE SLIDERS!
I mean, torture a guy, huh? 1) No White Castle 'round these parts. 2) High cholesterol, high triglycerides, high blood pressure mean no tasty burgers pour moi. 3) Food porn distracts me more than nekkid lady porn.
Meh. I'm a tad cranky tonight. ENJOY YER DAMN WC SLIDERS AND DON'T FEEL ANY GUILT ABOUT EATING THEM IN FRONT OF ME.
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Damn you! DAMN YOU AND YOUR EASY-ACCESS WHITE CASTLE SLIDERS!
I mean, torture a guy, huh?
1) No White Castle 'round these parts.
2) High cholesterol, high triglycerides, high blood pressure mean no tasty burgers pour moi.
3) Food porn distracts me more than nekkid lady porn.
Meh. I'm a tad cranky tonight. ENJOY YER DAMN WC SLIDERS AND DON'T FEEL ANY GUILT ABOUT EATING THEM IN FRONT OF ME.
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