Friday, June 12, 2009

Stoker Award Weekend--Yippee!!






Well, I'm not in NYC. Not for this circus. (Well, maybe if Kurt Russell was filming there.) Here are my Finalist certificates. I hate awards because you are meaningless to your agent (why I dropped my first one) if you lose. Seems to be no way to capitalize on my being a 5-Time Finalist. Always the bridesmaid...

5 comments:

HemlockMan said...

Fuck the St(r)okers. It's nothing but a popularity contest among a field of asswipe butt-buddies.

I've seen folk who have no talent at all win the "Stoker". People who can't write worth a damn have walked away with those glorious trophies. (I have to admit that Tim Kirk's vagina-inspired sculpture is brilliantly executed.)

Don't sweat it. You can always line the birdcage with your "finalist" certificate.

G. W. Ferguson said...

Suh-WEEEEEEET!

But you'd think they'd have designed them to be a bit more... I dunno... Gothic?

Charles Gramlich said...

Even when winning doesn't mean a helluva lot. Well, losing is big business. I'm a pro.

Capcom said...

You're right GW, pretty run-of-the-mill looking awards visually for what it's for. But really nice that you won them Wayne, congrats!

Ah well, there's no points for second-best, as they say. :-p But you know that you're first-rate to us, even though our affection won't pay your bills. :o)

Lana Gramlich said...

Kudos, regardless. Sometimes being a bridesmaid's not such a bad thing, after all!