Monday, May 19, 2008

Good Thing I Didn't Post A Unicorn Pissing Rainbows




Long story short, I lost a good friend today. Thirty years of friendship gone because of his B-movie horror film wife. I'll not go into particulars only because the vindictive bitch seems to enjoy lawsuits and I sure as hell would hate to see her in court, the B-movie actor's best friend said sarcastically. I'm venting, really, and I have no reason to do a play-by-play of this mess of a day. At the end of it all, I no longer have who had been one of my closest buddies, because I cannot stomach what his wife involved herself with earlier today. But for those of you who wish to comment, I do indeed have an illustration of a unicorn pissing rainbows...Wayne

5 comments:

HemlockMan said...

Sorry. (Is she really a B-movie horror film wife? Or is that your take on her?)

I hate lawyers. No. Really. I really do hate them.

The next time I need to hire a lawyer, I won't. I'll just beat someone to death. The consequences can't be any worse than duking it out in court.

Sidney said...

Sorry to hear it.

Capcom said...

Lines from "Out of Africa":

"You wouldn't lose a good friend over a lost book would you?"

"No, but he has."

Anyway, I hate it when insignificant-others come between good friends. :-p Hopefully things might patch up eventually, sometimes they do.

Charles Gramlich said...

Wow. Sorry to hear this. Not a pleasant turn of events. LIke George Thorogood said, "I don't know, man, she's kinda funny."

Steve Malley said...

Dude.

Dark, enigmatic post.

Pain, glistening raw.

Ouch.